rampagedpanda
Just saw this pic of Kevin Hart and Dwight Howard on Yahoo… I swear this is like an episode of Proud Family or something and D. Howard is Wizard Kelly.
Lol reblogging for the accuracy of this comment^^^^
OMGGGGG LMFAO.
(via preciousem)
beyonstiles
galosengen
- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: how do I spell house?
im-a-mannish-boy
"Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little less time trying to impress people."
(Source: im-a-mannish-boy, via pawbear)
INTERVIEWER: Give me one of your purely satisfying mean moments.
TINA FEY: The first thing that comes to mind is a more recent one, when Amy Poehler and I were in the airport last week in Toronto and we were getting hassled by this middle-aged businessman who was doing that thing that middle-aged businessmen do, being rude. And then Amy, in the middle of the airport, screamed, “Fuck you, you fuckin’ dick, you fuckin’ rich asshole.” And it was so satisfying—it was immediate release. She would probably be mortified that I told you. (x)my bitch
trusimplicity
"When a thing disturbs the peace of your heart, give it up."
(Source: trusimplicity, via feelophobia)