lol omg… ratchet
me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
me during the day: how do I spell house?
jimhalpert: the office is ending this week forever
Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little...– The Breakfast Club (1985)
When a thing disturbs the peace of your heart, give it up.– Prophet Muhammad (s)
90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing Antonutella and Cleopatra Merchocolate of Venice Two Gentlemint of Verona Richerry III I would never be online if this was real.
surejohn221b: galehawthorne: isn’t your first birthday technically your second i am going to be up all night thinking about this
stimblegrime: crimsonkitty: andypettittesbitch: I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked Everything about this man just worked. He is a musical legend.
fruffian: why isn’t anyone unhealthily obsessed with me
of-hobbits-and-men: deathbedscene: mycutefriendsweetprincess: my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time #i didn’t know i wanted this...
livelify: mattsmithpaw: mattsmithpaw: iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 221bitssmallerontheoutside: jeffskins: jeffskins: A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.